- I've decided to share all the quotes I have taken from many of my fave shows and publish them on my blog here. -just because I can!
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"If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"
"This is the last time I buy anything just cause it's fluffy!"
"You have exhausted all your talking rights by being crazy."
"I wanna really cook like on the food channel. I wanna sautay things and chop things, and do the BAMM! and I wanna arrange things on plates so they look like a pretty little hat. I want to be the Iron Chef!"
"I still can't believe I'm related to God. It's going to make getting Madonna tickets so much easier!"
"What have I told you about buzzing in public?!"
"Your mouth has a nose?!"
"I'm gonna call you 'Funny Bottoms' from now on.'"
"You're like a pop-up book from Hell!"
"That makes me SO mad. And I am SO sad. I'm Smad!"
"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Gilmores of our lives."
"She's a chic, good haired, wrinkle free, no hose wearing witch."
"You say midgets like it's so absurd!" - "Can you kick when you're in Heaven?"
"It's really fun being able to say, 'hey look, I know that person I talk to him everyday, and so far he's never bitten me!' "
"Hey even though the box says it's safe, I want you to keep your hand out of the microwave for at least a week."
"Just once I'd like to be able to say, 'yeah I'm not feeling too good. My leg is haunted.' "
"Over my dead body is Kate Hudson getting your spot!"
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